OK, he’s a handsome man. I ‘ll give him that. But I must make this statement:

Dear Kanye,

Pee Wee Herman wants his suit and Playhouse back. 

Love,

Oldbitey

PS. Dude, what were you thinking on this photo shoot? White shoes? What are you, a 77 year old Alter Kocker down in Boca?

Here’s where you reply, "I know you are but what am I?"