I spent my evening last night trying to hunt down a pair of red cowboy boots, size 3. I have wanted red boots for two decades and have not been able to find a pair for as long.
In order to satisfy my lust for a pair of r
ed Durago or Ariat Heritage Western R Toe Red Deertan ( left), I put my love of red cowboy boots into a work of fiction.

So just take a look at those
The other thing I’ve always wanted was a set of awesome arms like the chick on the cover (not that’s not me), but my shortness = stubby all over.