Thirty-one Days of Halloweenie Day 13: What’s All the Halloween Hubbub, Bub?

If you ask me why Halloween is so freakin’ amazeballs-o-riffic I’ll tell you it’s because:

hpbc1. Pumpkin-shaped Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups because peanut butter.

2. Costumes, costumes, costumes! Ever wanted to be a pirate? Thought it would be cool to get your cheese on and channel a Slice of Pizza? Thought cross-dressingheroween would be fun, but worried what your friends would think? Now’s your chance to do one or all of these things because it’s Halloween and wearing a costume, a mask, and makeup is totally acceptable!

3. Pumpkins. Lots and lots and LOTS of pumpkins… and Jack-o-lanterns: Carving them, seeing them, and ahem, even smashing them. OH! The Power of Pumpkin! The appeal of pumpkin is, sadly, misunderstood Down Road Trip 87 Under, and only eaten as a roasted with potatoes, garlic-n-onions savory dish, rather than a cinnamon-nutmeg-ginger Festival of Pumpkin-spice Everything in the USA.

4. This is most important. I cannot express this vehemently enough. I bet you might agree with me on this too. I’ve come to understand this importance more and more every year: Halloween provides a much-needed buffer between the end of Summer (or beginning of Springpunpkin, depending on what hemisphere you live in) and the Christmas advertising onslaught, which, I kid you not, started here in Australia on September 12th.

5. Finally, I must remind you of Bobby ‘Boris’ Pickett’s The Monster Mash. My friend Cindy does this right. She combines all that is Halloween in lights and song! EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!


When you’re done enjoying that little ditty remember I write smartassed romantic comedies for grownups. You can find out more about them here.



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